Cops and Me: Awesomeness!

I was designated driver for some kids massive birthday party last night. I don’t drink, and don’t suspect I ever will. Everything was going smoothly until the host of the party called me and told me that he needed a ride back to the dorm. I got there, collected some kids, and went back. But [...]

huh.

You know what’s funny? The fact that everyone has something bad to say. My math class, in order to spark some interest in the morning functions, rants about average, daily life. Everything bad to say about anything and anyone, therefore, occurs at 9 in the morning. Apparently, there exists a C.A. (or residential advisor) that [...]